Carpet Licker Jokes

Police think it was the work of rug addicts.

Carpet licker jokes.

A new carpet to munch on. The other day a feminist asked me how i view lesbian relationships. Even came up with one after watching the guys in a oil change outfit working in a pit under my car. This week s puns and one liners are on the theme of carpet jokes so they should cover quite a lot as normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality a friend of mine is a carpet fitter.

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Why can t lesbians go on a diet and wear lipstick at the same time. Oh i d heard a few carpet jokes myself over the years. A brand new carpet to munch on q. To hold her shoulders.

Toys for twats q. He laughed struggling to finish the joke which ended up being about the dame s apparent penchant for plonking herself down on the carpet lifting her leg and licking something. A big list of carpet jokes. Apparently hd was the wrong answer.

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The next day the guy comes into the bar asks for a beer throws 20 quarters onto the floor etc. The next day again. Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets and the mats. What does a lesbian want for christmas more than anything else.

72 of them in fact. There is a lot more carpet jokes and rug humor out there on the internet than i would ever have imagined. What do you call lesbian twins. A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.

You can look at her face and tell she ain t got that wap. Just got fired from da carpet factory. I knock myself out. Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond.

You can tell by the way she walks she got that wap. General term for lesbian. On the fourth day he asks for a beer and hands the bartender a 10 bill.